[{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/www.setlik.cz\/kuchynska-katastrofa\/#Article","mainEntityOfPage":"https:\/\/www.setlik.cz\/kuchynska-katastrofa\/","headline":"Kuchy\u0148sk\u00e1 katastrofa","name":"Kuchy\u0148sk\u00e1 katastrofa","description":"Zd\u00e1nliv\u00fd klid naru\u0161il jekot pan\u00ed domu. V kuchyni se n\u011bco d\u011bje. K je\u010den\u00ed se oz\u00fdv\u00e1 zvl\u00e1\u0161tn\u00ed \u0161um. Jekot utich\u00e1, \u0161um pokra\u010duje. P\u00e1n domu se jde pod\u00edvat. A nyn\u00ed m\u00e1me dva sc\u00e9n\u00e1\u0159e. V tom prvn\u00edm n\u00e1m b\u011b\u017e\u00ed v televizi nap\u00ednav\u00fd fotbalov\u00fd z\u00e1pas a hlava domu se vrac\u00ed zp\u011bt k obrazovce. Na dotaz star\u0161\u00edho syna, co se […]","datePublished":"2023-12-18","dateModified":"2024-03-28","author":{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/www.setlik.cz\/author\/#Person","name":"setlik.cz\n","url":"https:\/\/www.setlik.cz\/author\/","identifier":1,"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/f7320ca526354d2794ceb75173050bfa147af8617816df401a16569341b5fbaf?s=96&d=mm&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/f7320ca526354d2794ceb75173050bfa147af8617816df401a16569341b5fbaf?s=96&d=mm&r=g","height":96,"width":96}},"publisher":{"@type":"Organization","name":"setlik.cz","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"\/logo.png","url":"\/logo.png","width":600,"height":60}},"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/www.setlik.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/plumber-2788330_640_1.jpg","url":"https:\/\/www.setlik.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/plumber-2788330_640_1.jpg","height":0,"width":0},"url":"https:\/\/www.setlik.cz\/kuchynska-katastrofa\/","about":["Web"],"wordCount":433,"articleBody":"   Zd\u00e1nliv\u00fd klid naru\u0161il jekot pan\u00ed domu. V kuchyni se n\u011bco d\u011bje. K je\u010den\u00ed se oz\u00fdv\u00e1 zvl\u00e1\u0161tn\u00ed \u0161um. Jekot utich\u00e1, \u0161um pokra\u010duje. P\u00e1n domu se jde pod\u00edvat. A nyn\u00ed m\u00e1me dva sc\u00e9n\u00e1\u0159e. V tom prvn\u00edm n\u00e1m b\u011b\u017e\u00ed v televizi nap\u00ednav\u00fd fotbalov\u00fd z\u00e1pas a hlava domu se vrac\u00ed zp\u011bt k obrazovce. Na dotaz star\u0161\u00edho syna, co se stalo lakonicky odpov\u00edd\u00e1, \u017ee m\u00e1ma urvala celou baterii ze zdi a st\u0159\u00edk\u00e1 tam voda. Nato mlad\u0161\u00ed syn vece, \u017ee by se m\u011blo n\u011bco d\u011blat, na\u010de\u017e hlava rodiny kontruje, \u017ee se na to hned po z\u00e1pase mrkne. Zat\u00edm z kuchyn\u011b vyplouvaj\u00ed prvn\u00ed lodi\u010dky, n\u011bjak\u00fd parn\u00edk a na dve\u0159e bytu bu\u0161\u00ed sousedi zezdola. Druh\u00fd sc\u00e9n\u00e1\u0159 je skoro stejn\u00fd. Tak\u00e9 b\u011b\u017e\u00ed fotbal a tak\u00e9 od n\u011bj odch\u00e1z\u00ed hlava rodiny. Do jekotu \u017eensk\u00e9ho hlasu se pak p\u0159id\u00e1v\u00e1 mu\u017en\u00fd bas a nad\u00e1vky. Ty zde ov\u0161em prezentovat nelze. Zv\u00fd\u0161en\u00e1 hluk podr\u00e1\u017ed\u00ed oba syn\u00e1tory a ten jeden vece, \u017ee je \u0161patn\u011b sly\u0161et koment\u00e1tora z\u00e1pasu. Na\u010de\u017e to jde druh\u00fd syn zes\u00edlit. Mo\u017en\u00e1 by byl je\u0161t\u011b sc\u00e9n\u00e1\u0159 \u010d\u00edslo t\u0159i, ale ten se ned\u00e1 prok\u00e1zat. St\u00e1le stejn\u00e1 situace, st\u00e1le stejn\u00e9 obsazen\u00ed sc\u00e9ny, st\u00e1le stejn\u00fd z\u00e1pas v televizi. Za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 to op\u011bt k\u0159ikem v kuchyni, kam to p\u0159il\u00e1k\u00e1 otce. Ten v na m\u00edst\u011b jekotu zhodnot\u00ed situaci a ihned reaguje. Jde v klidu, ale rychle vypnout hlavn\u00ed ventil vodovodn\u00edho potrub\u00ed a pak s\u00e1hne po mobilu.Zavol\u00e1 havarijn\u00ed servis, kde nahl\u00e1s\u00ed p\u0159esn\u011b to, co vid\u011bl, https:\/\/www.cbdb.cz\/kniha-10111-videl-jsem-peklo-pokoli-tortenetek  p\u0159id\u00e1 p\u0159esnou adresu a samoz\u0159ejm\u011b i sv\u00e9 nacion\u00e1le. Pak jde pom\u00e1hat man\u017eelce ukl\u00edzet ten svin\u010d\u00edk a vyt\u00edrat podlahu. Ano, v\u00edm, ten t\u0159et\u00ed sc\u00e9n\u00e1\u0159 je hodn\u011b nepravd\u011bpodobn\u00fd. P\u0159izn\u00e1v\u00e1m se bez mu\u010den\u00ed, vymyslel jsem si ho. V\u017edy\u0165 kdo m\u00e1 v mobilu ulo\u017eeno \u010d\u00edslo havarijn\u00edho servisu? Asi nikdo. Vid\u00edte, a to je ta velk\u00e1 chyba. N\u00e1mitka, \u017ee se to u v\u00e1s nestalo neobstoj\u00ed. Nikdy nev\u00edte, co se m\u016f\u017ee st\u00e1t a \u010d\u00edslo v mobilu m\u016f\u017ee b\u00fdt najednou hodn\u011b d\u016fle\u017eit\u00e9. P\u0159inejmen\u0161\u00edm v\u00e1m m\u016f\u017ee zachr\u00e1nit spousty pen\u011bz, ne\u017e voda \u010di jin\u00fd \u017eivel nad\u011bl\u00e1 je\u0161t\u011b v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed \u0161kody.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           4.1\/5 - (11 votes)        "},{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"BreadcrumbList","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Kuchy\u0148sk\u00e1 katastrofa","item":"https:\/\/www.setlik.cz\/kuchynska-katastrofa\/#breadcrumbitem"}]}]